To join the iLoveBarbie clan, you must squad up with ilove-barbiexx, BULLDOG-Barbie, BlitzkriegBarbie or Suicidal-BARBIE. So if you are on PS3, send them a friend request.

We are not evaluating your skills. We have you squad with one of these guys to check out your approach to the game. We are a clan that is interested in clean play and fun above all. We play hard, but we play the game fairly. We are not interested in cheaters or players who need to talk smack in the forums.

If you are a good fit with the clan, we will ask you to create a Barbie clan name PSN-ID and will add you to our roster. Players will have an avatar created for them after being in the clan for 30 days. We will also add you to our full purse dog tag awards page after 30 days.

You can email Banzai-Barbie (by clicking here) the following bits of information when you are added to the clan roster.

1) The exact spelling of your Barbie name.
(Humorous names are great, names that are crude or obscene will not be added to our roster page.)

2) What country you are from (we add flags to player profiles on our roster page).

3) A description of yourself for the roster page.

We only accept players who play clean.
Arty-glitching, quickscoping, spawn-camping are not acceptable.
Players who do any of these things will be kicked out of the clan.

A quick video primer on the kind of game play you can expect if you decide to join the I Love Barbie Clan...

Welcome to A History and Mythos of the I Love Barbie Clan

Within two days of the victory of the first bloody game (2008-09) a group of gamers led by Muss (ilovebarbiexx) The 1210 offered themselves to the moderators of Battlefield Bad Company to serve as a military force.

This group - often said to be totally mental - had the mandate of protecting gold crates as well as capturing flags and stealing enemy gold.

Somewhere between the years of 2008-2009 King Zerk and Queen Issy granted the group quarters in a section of the Official Bad Company Forum.

It has been generally accepted that, for the first 7 days of their existence, I Love Barbie Clan - as they came to be known - consisted of nine members.

Although it has been widely speculated that the I Love Barbie Clan wished to keep it this way to cover their secret mission of stealing enemy gold on the battlefield, the simple fact remains that the lifestyle adopted by the clan was not to everyone's taste, (carpark Dogging, mullets and midget tossing). As such, the I Love Barbie Clan had difficulty in recruiting members to their cause in the early Days.

In the year 2009 the clan leader, Muss The 1210, wrote a rule of order for the I Love Barbie Clan that was based on his own game play and rules of conduct. Additionally, Muss The 1210 did a great deal to promote the I Love Barbie Clan.

Perhaps Muss The 1210's greatest contribution to the clan was a Post that he wrote to other nutcases, entitled 'I Love Barbie Clan is recruting give me your fecking money!'

This post swept throughout the Bad Company forums drawing many men, of limited intelligence, who joined the ranks of the I Love Barbie Clan. Those who were unable to join often questioned the clans' sexual orrientation and mental states. Over the proceeding weeks the I Love Barbie Clan rose from their humble beginnings to become the craziest and most honest clan on the Battlefield. Spawning many stories of their daring and do goodery.

So are you man enough to wear Pink?

Laws, Sins and Rules of the I Love Barbie Clan

The Rules and Philosophy for I Love Barbie Clan are simple.
(Comments in this color are the views of tourrettes-barbie and do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of all of the Barbies. On the other hand, freedom of expression is one of the hallmarks of the Barbie clan and his comments are funny as hell, thus their inclusion here.)

1- Arty Glitching is cheating, you will be team killed and reprimanded for doing this.

2- Quick Scoping- while this is not strictly a cheat and not considered cheating by the game developers, I Love Barbie Clan considers this method of gameplay cheap and unnecasary. Do not do this.

(although on occasion it may be necessary for tourettes-barbie to do this, as its the only way to stop dying and therefore swearing profusely)

3- Team Killing- While the I love Barbie Clan indulges in bouts of madness and random Team Killing sessions, killing a squad/clan member for a vehicle, or for an accidental TK or because you dont like their name is not tolerated. You will face the wrath of the whole I Love Barbie Clan should you chose to indulge in Team Killing a member.

(random c4ing of vehicles that are then driven away by other members,only to be blown up whilst trying to c4 an enemy/vehicle,should be looked upon as an occupational hazard... hey,you can see the c4 flashing fer fu**s sake)

4- Racsism I Love Barbie Clan is an international Clan and racism will not be tolerated in any shape or form, racists will face immediate expulsion from I Love Barbie Clan based on a squad vote.

(yes this will be strictly ruled and not tolerated at all, unless you are American and then you deserve it, obviously any Barbie members are excused for this heinous crime, being American, not being racist )
...oh, and the French too... dirty cheese eating surrender monkeys... all racist comments towards the French, should be passed on to tourettes barbie, just to make sure there is enough hatred,venom and swearing)

5- Sense Of Humour- This is the most important quality a clan member must possess, those not possessing of this quality will be laughed at and face random team kills and be expelled from I Love Barbie Clan based on a clan vote.

6- Microphone- Possesing a Mic is vital, but not strictly a rule, a mic should be used to issue orders and warnings to clan members. Plus the more comedic accents we have while screaming at each other the more fun it is.

The main point of I Love Barbie Clan is that we do what is best for ourselves and enjoy doing it. The laws are secondary to that. A Clan Member who breaks the laws of I Love Barbie Clan is either short sighted, stupid, or has a good reason. The rules are also for the protection of I Love Barbie Clan, so that outsiders (who easily pick up "rules") can quickly get an overview of the type of theology/philosophy and gamers they are dealing with.

I Love Barbie Clan is individualistic, not legalistic, especially when it comes to morals and rules. Outsiders to I Love Barbie Clan sometimes approach the rules and laws too legalistically; they assume that like Clans they are familiar with that there is a taboo involved in breaking the laws of I Love Barbie Clan. There is no taboo. It is not compulsory for Clan Members to follow "rules". It is not expected. I Love Barbie Clan never engage in debates over whether someone has broken these. A Clan Member who absconded another and said "hey, aren't you forgetting this rule of the I Love Barbie Clan..." would be laughed at and generally considered a legalistic sheep.

In I Love Barbie Clan is a path where the individual mostly learns for himself what is right or wrong. According to one's personal beliefs "right" and "wrong" can differ greatly. There are very few absolutes or universals in I Love Barbie Clan.

The I Love Barbie Clan leadership directs through example first, and dominance only second. A person, full of ego, who stands up amongst I Love Barbie Clan and starts dishing out commands will soon find their lives to be a hailstorm of conflict and anxiety.

Joining I Love Barbie Clan!

Finding a clan can be a complicated and tiring process. Sometimes you just don't know where to start looking, let alone how to persuade a clan that you are the best person to join!

In the words of a once-popular reggae song: You can get it if you really want it, so step up to the challenge and show us what you can do. A demonstration of your skills and abilities and how you use these abilities will ensure you are considered for selection.

Give up the glory, earn respect, don't manipulate, build rapport and open your eyes and ears to those around you. Stick to the Ideology of I Love Barbie Clan and be a fair and honest player, possessing of a sense of humour and desire to win.

Respect is earned and not a given within I Love Barbie Clan. Being a good player is no guarantee of selection, I Love Barbie Clan consists of players of all levels and skills. Leave your ego at the door and be humble in victory and defeat.

Think you have what it takes to join the pinkest clan on the battlefield?

Submit your request for a place in I Love Barbie Clan today and be the best!
Clicking on The Pub link is the easiest way to introduce yourself to the lads.
If you need to come up with a Barbie name for yourself click here.