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Muss the 1210 ilove-barbiexx Clan leader & founder Muss The 1210 (old PSN-ID is muss1210)
PS3

DEMO- Shotguns to the face, RPG to the tank, close quarter fighting and smashing shiny crates to bits.
Bulldoggie BULLDOG-Barbie (old PSN-ID's are SPARTANBILL and EEHBYGUM1)
PS3

BOOM-BOOM-BULLDOG, CUTTING YOU AND LOVING IT!
I AM THE DOG. I will eat you! Fear my mighty pink bow of power, growl!
SPECIALIST- C4ing himself, close quarter fighting, tagging tanks, knife killing, stealing crates.
Banzai !!!! BANZAI-Barbie (old PSN-ID is LookMaNoHelmet)
PS3

Can throw a grenade into an empty room and still manage to kill his squadmates. Often heard telling Chalupa-Barbie that he got a kill with a grenade. To which Chalupa replies, "One of our guys or theirs?"
Good at drawing barbies with crayons and posting them here.
Chalupa Chalupa-Barbie (old PSN-ID is cptcooper)
PS3

The iLoveBarbie clan's ace pilot. Loves to roadkill in the chopper.

That-Dang That-Dang-Barbie (old PSN-ID is dfk_nascar24)
PS3

Favorite kits are specialist and demo. Always around the action attacking and defending. His avatar is modeling the latest in Barbie fashion attire, the spring specialist's vest, complementing that with a striking red top and short ensemble.
Fugazi FUGAZI-Barbie (old PSN-ID's are xDayofSufferingx and xThexUnforgivenx)

Fugazi is an all around player. He's like a ninja. The most common comment heard from other Barbies when playing against him is, "That damn Fugazi... where the hell did he come from?"
Tourettes tourettes-barbie (old PSN-ID's are oldskoolGPz and EEHBYGUM2)
PS3

A very soft-spoken mild-mannered lad who always has a friendly 'hello' and 'cheerio' for all those he encounters on the battlefield. Coincidentally he also holds the title of Miss Congeniality in the iLoveBarbie clan.
barbieQd
PS3

Bulldog suggested I put barbieQd on the nemesis page because we have been playing against him so much lately. Of course playing against 5 or 6 barbies doesn't stop him from driving in to our base like a maniac and causing as much trouble as possible.
I_DO_Barbie
PS3

An angry young lad, but loads of fun. Don't ever TK him or he will tell you what he really thinks about you as an American. Really good with support and mortars.
always_do_barbie
PS3

Plays mostly as support so he can fix up his brother I_Do's vehicles.
Sabarbieteur (old PSN-ID is jamiebilla57)
PS3

Our other ace pilot. If you fly as his gunner, make sure you take your air sickness pills. We're not quite sure if he knows which way is up, based on the way he flies. He claims it avoids RPG's. We just think he has ants in his pants.
Team player, all rounder, careful. He's sneaky.
Looselegs LooseLegs-Barbie (old PSN-ID is EEHBYGUM3)
PS3

A complete nusiance of a player who is clueless on the Battlefield. LOOSE-LEGS has more chance of blowing his own head off than killing any opposition. Loves to play support and offer himself to enemy snipers for free head shots, while standing in door ways blocking your exit or refusing to heal you "Which button is it for the med pack?...". Often gets team killed for his noobishness! -courtesy of BULLDOG-Barbie
BlitzkriegBarbie (old PSN-ID is Seventy6er)
PS3

Our NATO alliance is growing with the addition of our first German Barbie.
bumeyes_barbie
PS3

I_Do's other brother.
Sausage Boerewors-Barbie (old PSN-ID is PyroclasticJoe)
PS3

A friend of Muss the 1210. Apparently, Boerewors is some type of spicy sausage. Welcome aboard spicy-sausage Barbie. FAT-Barbie is often seen chasing Boerewors-Barbie around the battlefield with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other.
FAT_B-A-R-B-I-E
PS3

Muss the 1210 recruits another one for the madness. Not many are looking forward to being killed by Fat-Barbie. Keeps looking at Boerewors-Barbie (aka Sausage-Barbie) and Chalupa-Barbie and licking her lips.
sN3aKy_barbie (old PSN-ID is Chickndck81)
PS3

He's a chicken, he's a duck,
he's gonna shoot ya, what the...
chicken.
NINJA-Barbie on BFBC - (old PSN-ID's are Stubby-McStubbs & Wafflez23)
PS3

Stubby-Barbie had to go into the witness protection program. His new persona is Ninja-Barbie.
RamboBarbie
PS3

She was actually a Barbie before we became a clan. Chalupa and Banzai bumped into her on the battlefield and she graciously accepted our invite to join the clan.
Debrief DeBriefBarbie
PS3

DeBriefBarbie was thinking about taking the name ShrimpOnBarbie, but his wife told him "it was stupid". Imagine that, a wife thinking video games are stupid. DeBrief is not from Australia as originally reported, he's from smack dab in the middle of the USA.
Uber-Barbie
PS3

A M8 of BarbieInANappie. He is an UBER Barbie. Don't mess with him.
EntityBarbie
PS3

Punisher is now EntityBarbie. Being a Barbie, he forgot his log in name and password and had to start all over again with a new one.

smelly_barbie
PS3

The only Barbie who is often forced to squad alone. It's just that this Barbie's aroma often gives away your position on the battlefield. That's not smoke that's coming from your tank if your riding with smelly_barbie.
DesignerBARBIE (old PSN-ID is Evets_81)
PS3

He likes to do landscaping with explosives, and interior decorating with bullet holes. Getting shot at, knifed and being blown up are some common past times of his.
Extreme_BARBIE
PS3

This girl has an explosive personality and loves to use her CHARGE card on things.
suicidal Suicidal-BARBIE
PS3

Fed up with the ways of this war, I decided that I've reached the bitter bottom of my so called existence. The dark and retched screams of my fallen enemies haunt me. It seems that impulse shopping for pink skirts and tubetops with the girls just doesn't do it for me anymore. Drinking cheap whiskey until I piss myself and staggering around in a hyrocodone haze isn't working anymore either. I guess this is the end... are you ready to dance with the devil at dawn, because I'll be taken whose ever closest with me! LONG LIVE THE PINK!!!
Burger-Barbie
PS3

We pick up our first Barbie from Ireland. I can shoot randomly with a tank and blast a chopper.

Another food Barbie joins us. Fat Barbie might have to change her name to Even-Fatter-Barbie.
psychotic_barbie
PS3

PSYCHOTIC_BARBIE is Entity's missus and to be honest she is a better player than him. It's funny to hear her in the background when he's on the mic giving it loads.
DIESEL-barbie (old PSN-ID is bbj102)
PS3

Diesel is from New York, USA. His fav kits are Recon and Assault, although it doesnt matter cause he often runs straight at everybody with his knife out. Tourettes and Suicidal would rather hear his girlfriend on the head set than him.
General_Barbie
PS3

Another Barbie from Germany joins the Barbie alliance.
Zombie-Barbie (old PSN-ID is MYT33M5UX )
PS3
A secret military organization thought they could create the perfect killing machine; a hot blonde with a bad attitude. When they thought their experiment failed, they left their test subject for dead... or so they thought. Now Zombie-Barbie wanders the killing grounds seeking revenge. Only a head shot can kill this barbie, but after a few seconds (and a possible weapons kit change) she respawns on the battlefield to kill once again!
DABLACKBARBIE (old PSN-ID is detroit2peace13)
PS3

He's from the Motorcity, Detroit, rock city, Motown, you get the idea...
Intruding-Barbie (old PSN-ID was White_haMster)
PS3

He is able to knife you even if you're in another room. Watch out for his deadly knifes in the back - team mates, that includes you as well! He is also a pretty darn good pilot.
hpnotiq_barbie (old PSN-ID was Smileeee)

Don't look into here eyes, don't look into her eyes, don't look into her eyes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never mind.
Graffiti-Barbie (currently playing as bigjackson74) will update PSN-ID when he gets his new PS3

If the side of your tank says "shoot here" in spray paint and has a bullseye on it, you know Graffiti-Barbie was there.
Doomsday Barbie DooMsDay-BarBie
PS3

Barbie goes nuclear. Look out Tulip!
Joker-BarBie
PS3

Joker is in charge of testing all of the revolving doors in the Barbie clan. It's a long story but the short version goes something like he's in, he's out, he's in. He's a good lad and he and Doomsday are a couple. They also have the loudest most talkative bird on the planet.
BarbieLicious
PS3

I´m just too smoking hot for ya!
...and I can walk, shoot and chew gum at the same time. Just don't ask me to do math stuff.
BoOkWoRm-Barbie (old PSN-ID was ILY-GURL)
PS3

You better shhhhhhhhhhhh when you see this librarian or she will go rock n' roll, full-auto on your noisy head. She just likes to read and shoot bullets, but not necessarily in that order.
m0ntr3al_barbie
PS3

A Canadian Barbie eh? You betcha. We Barbies cover the globe, even place where the sun shines only for 10 or 15 minutes a year.
McLovin-Barbie (old PSN-ID was tankers20)
PS3

Often heard asking "if you'd like fries with that after he fills you full of bullet holes".
Noodles-Barbie (old PSN-ID was Anthony-Rios123)
PS3

My Description is that im addicted to bfbc, im usually Specialist Or Demo, On Specialist I Usually Get More Kills (c4 And Uzi), on demo i get alot of kills also (Depending on what shotgun).
FuRbAL-BArbieO_o (old PSN-ID was Anthony-Rios123)
PS3
Most people don't think of furry fuzz when they think about hard little plastic Barbie dolls. We don't know why his name is furball either, but then again, we didn't ask.
Agent-Barbie
PS3
If you happen to get stuck in the Matrix, Agent-Barbie will not get you out, She only plays BFBC. Although who wouldn't like to be able to stop computer bullets like Neo. This Barbie looks great in her black shiny trenchcoat.
Anorexic-Barbie

All Barbies are Anorexic, well except for their boobs. Anorexic is the thinnest of the thinnest. The great thing about beint this thin is that she can hide behind the light poles and blades of grass during a battle.

Nemesis_BARBIE

Nemesis is an ancient Greek word that means "tight fitting toga" or "bringer of death and destruction", we're not sure which, but it's not like it really matters either.


DecepticonBarbie

We're suprised Mattel didn't think of this logical combination of robots and Barbies already. Plays as a specialist and is a damn good medic. Has a deranged view on life where he thinks the transformers are real so he quotes lines from the movies during play. "Breach Their Defenses!""

HALFmiHEADbarbie (old psn name is tyler212)

Sniper class alot but can play any class willing to teamkill/suicide to get points. C4 golfcart anyone? I have gotten headshots with a knife, tank gun, roadkill, and through a Humvee window at long range (just ask Suicidal)
Texas Barbie TexasBarbie (old PSN-ID is DirkW)

TexasBarbie lives as far south as you can get in Texas without being in Mexico. When it gets down to 50 degrees Fahrenheit every one pulls out their parka.
Soundless_Barbie


Soundless makes a return to the Barbie clan. His internet was dead for 2 months so we lost track of him. He's so quiet we didn't even notice he was gone, but now that he's back, we're gonna tie a little bell to him so we don't lose him again.
WAR_BARBIE

Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

(Which is surprising in this global economic recession, but a girls gotta have money for nails, shoes and massive amounts of hair care products, so I can't complain.)

STONECOLD-BARBIE

Why StoneCold? Well, I spend most of the time dead or dying, I’m your friendly neighbourhood bullet magnet. To be fair, I’m crap at FPS, I just get a kick out of the combat and squad teamwork, “I love it when a plan comes together”. Don’t listen to BULLDOG, I might look unconscious, but I am actually watching your flank and keeping an eye open for those sneaky, knife-happy campers that enjoy ruining your day.

JustDoneBarbie JustDoneBarbie


This is Doomsday's brother. Joker thinks that his JustDone's avatar looks just like him. Hold your mouse over the avatar to see what you think. Just Done is the most disheveled of all the Barbies.
BLAQ_BARBIE


Doomsday and Joker recruit another new Barbie for the clan. This is our first Barbie with a fro.
klauz_BARBIE

Joker recruits another new Barbie for the clan. This is our first Barbie with a claws. We're not sure exactly how that works when it comes time to using the PS3 controller, and she probably cuts through her fair share of headset cables trying to put them on. There ain't much hand holding on dates with her either, well not more than once anyway.
DonE_DiD_BARBIE


Well anyone can get lucky once punk. Let's see how far you get this time.
neo-barbie

What the oracle tells you is for you and you alone. Neo, I believe you are the ONE, it is your destiny.
CannibalBarbie


Cannibal Barbie is great to squad with, just don't agree to go out to lunch with him.
Roadkill-Barbie


Very glamorous and she can cook too. "Hey this tastes like chicken, what is this?"
PinheadBarbie


By definition all Barbies are pinheads. This one takes it to an extreme.



GODFATHER-BARBIE


Godfather-Barbie was a police officer, a great man and a great father. He gave his life doing what he loved and that was being a cop. He was born January 8, 1980 and passed away on January 9, 2010. He has many friends and family members in the Barbie clan and we will all miss him.
Mumma Barbie Mumma-Barbie
PS3

Chalupa's Mom who is always keeping him fed on the battlefield. She is in training to join the battle soon. Right now she is busy working in the mess hall to keep all the troops fed at Banzai's and Chalupa's house.
FrankenBarbie

This is Sneaky-Barbie's wife. She doesn't wear green make-up in real life, well at least we don't think she does.
Elven-Archer
PS3

Our one and only, and best fan from the forums. She doesn't play the game with us, but just hangs out with us in the forums to keep track of all the Barbie goings on.
Zerkie-Pooh Zerk16 Battlefield Community Manager
XBox

He turned the US forums pink for us the weekend of April 24th 2009. We will forever be grateful to him for this generous and time consuming gesture. He is an honorary lifetime member of the iloveBarbie clan and is welcome to join us on the field of battle anywhere and anytime.
hISSYfit-Barbie Battlefield Community Manager
XBox

Issy worked with Zerk to make the forums pink for the iLoveBarbie clan. We are forever in her debt. Bulldog suggested the hISSYfit-Barbie tag and she has registered it on the XBox. Thanks for all you did for us ISSY.